 | DitaVonTeese: HA!!!!! RT @Robnhud: @DitaVonTeese Les vaches espagnoles obtiennent leur revanche! (11 hours, 41 minutes ago) |
| DitaVonTeese: Recovered from a bout of food poisoning just in time to attend the @jcdecastelbajac show here in Paris. I think I'm even paler than usual. (16 hours, 45 minutes ago) |
| DitaVonTeese: LA burlesque fans... My friend Liz's benefit for burlesque legend Betty Roland: .http://www.cinefamily.org/calendar/events.html#betty (Mon 8th March 2010) |
| DitaVonTeese: Ok, that's my last tweet in bad french for today. Thank you for indulging me. On another note, I'm excited to see Hot Chip play tonight!! (Mon 8th March 2010) |
| DitaVonTeese: Oui, je sais...mais je parle francais comme les vaches qui HABITENT en Espagne, pas comme les vaches qui parlent espagnol! (Mon 8th March 2010) |
| DitaVonTeese: Dear Spanish fans, "...parle francais comme une vache espangnole" is in no way an insult to Spanish humans. Please get a grip. (Mon 8th March 2010) |
| DitaVonTeese: Ma classe francaise est trop difficile aujourdhui! Je parle francais comme une vache espagnol. ☹ (Mon 8th March 2010) |
| DitaVonTeese: http://twitpic.com/17c1jp - Don't forget! I'm in Las Vegas performing from Mar. 31-April 7! http://www.ditasdomain.com/crazyhorse/ (Mon 8th March 2010) |
| DitaVonTeese: RT @ihatequotes: If you get with a mate who cheated on their mate, you'll be with a mate who cheats on their mate. -@Revrunwisdom (Sun 7th March 2010) |
| DitaVonTeese: That's my secret too! RT @LovelyButton: I knew that randomness would pay off for me one day (Fri 5th March 2010) |